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"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

Princess

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

'My next of kin? †My wicked stepmother, I guess.'

Sleeping Beauty

Fairy Godmother

Ugly sister from Cinderella

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'The Burrito King.'

Sitting in a tree

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Valentine Day

Mantis Love

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Love Birds love just being together

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

You just keep giving.

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"I welcome the discussion."

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Cat with Crown.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Free love

I can't bear to be without you.