Prince Charming Seekers Gifts

Bachelor pad.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"He lied to me. He told me that if I kissed him, he'd turn back from being a frog!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Ballet dancer

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Seriously?"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

The Wizard.

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

Frog man

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'