Prince Charming Seeker T-Shirts

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

"I've been longing for this day."

'Once I dreamed of princes...now I'd settle for a chiropodist.'

'And you're totally sure you want to find this girl??'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Kiss me, but NO tongue!'

'I'm worried about her, Margaret. She's moved on from kissing frogs to chasing any animal that happens to be passing!'

'Your relatives kept me awake all night with their croaking!

My Knight in shining Armour.

'There may never come a prince to marry me... so what, a credit officer would be great as well!'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Cupid and parachutists.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Bunny Hop Hug

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