Princess Charmers Gifts

Princess with dark roots showing

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

Houdini re-incarnated.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Up please...

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair.

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'Another confabulous breakthrough, professor.'

"I'd like to talk about the existence of deviled eggs among the lay-ity."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"You had me at hell."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

"He's a little shy around people."

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

'The Stepford Dogs'