Puppy Smitten Gifts

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Dogs

Puppies

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'