Puppy Smitten Gifts

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppies

Dogs

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Dog Calenders.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.