Flame Charmer T-Shirts

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Distracting the fish.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Football Chameleon

Seven Layers.

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

Motorbike

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

"He's a little shy around people."