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"Look, hon, I brung you some 'fuhgettaboutit-me-nots."

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Get out of my face!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Raining

"Check out this new store."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake Eyes

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"Pie chart"

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

"You want to say WHAT?"