Colorful Charmer T-Shirts

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

Phoenix

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Art is a pretty picture

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Eggshell blue

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

The absurd artist

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Best Dad Ever

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Snake Charmer

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Sky blue

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"