Colorful Charmer T-Shirts

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Phoenix

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Art is a pretty picture

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Eggshell blue

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

The absurd artist

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Best Dad Ever

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Sky blue

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

'I adore a man of many parts.'