Flower Charmer Mugs

"Look, hon, I brung you some 'fuhgettaboutit-me-nots."

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Get out of my face!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Raining

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Check out this new store."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Snake Eyes

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Pie chart"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'