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'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Environment Friendly House.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Skier and his dog.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake Eyes

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'