Lighting Chaser Gifts

"You aren’t allowed to film the police unless it’s Golden Hour."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

WiFi Signals

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Media Whore Raceway.

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Cosmic Ray

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"Where's the fun gone"

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Eddy Merckx