Lighting Chaser Prints

"You aren’t allowed to film the police unless it’s Golden Hour."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Polar bear bowling alley

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

WiFi Signals

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

Media Whore Raceway.

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Cosmic Ray

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

"Where's the fun gone"

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Whoa. Serious firefly.