Laser Chaser Gifts

Have you seen this laser dot?

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

The World Wide Web.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Surfing koala.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Football

Froh

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Window in the Sky.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

The Great Rainbow of China

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'