Laser Chaser Gifts

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World Wide Web.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Surfing koala.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Froh

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Window in the Sky.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

The Great Rainbow of China

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!