Roll Chaser Pillows

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Breakthrough

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

The New Normal

Cat Zoom Meeting

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Frank Zappa

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Man chasing money

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Destiny is all...

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

Get a life

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."