Paper Assassin Gifts

Things you seldom see: "She's absolutely right, these targets are complete nonsense. "I'll go and get the shredder."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Once again, I fold.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Formula One car origami

Printers

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Making Christmas Decorations

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

Printing Room

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Samurai - Accountant.

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"It's a slow hit man!"

"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"Walking dead letter file."

"Why couldn't you be a doctor's note or a legal document like your brother?"

Bureaucracy.

"What do you mean, 'There's too much paper work'? We're a paper mill, for Pete's sake!"