Paper Assassin Gifts

Things you seldom see: "She's absolutely right, these targets are complete nonsense. "I'll go and get the shredder."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Once again, I fold.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Formula One car origami

Printers

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Making Christmas Decorations

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Samurai - Accountant.

Printing Room

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

"Walking dead letter file."

"Why couldn't you be a doctor's note or a legal document like your brother?"

"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"It's a slow hit man!"

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."

Bureaucracy.

Log in, paper out.