Paper Hanger Gifts

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Storm in the out tray

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

It's great for pulling the birds!

InIn by-products.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Whack, Out of Whack.

In/Out Tray.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"We need a better piling system."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'