Paper Hanger Pillows

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

InIn by-products.

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

It's great for pulling the birds!

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Whack, Out of Whack.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

In/Out Tray.

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"We need a better piling system."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'