Paper Pile Wrangler Pillows

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Storm in the out tray

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"I feel your pain."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

InIn by-products.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"We need a better piling system."

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

In/Out.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"I handle chatty people for him."

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

Bureaucratic castle

"I have a system."