Paper Pile Wrangler Pillows

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Storm in the out tray

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I feel your pain."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

InIn by-products.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"We need a better piling system."

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

Sue's job involved a certain amount of paperwork.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

In/Out.

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

"You call this a brief. It's thirty pages long."

'Ms. Grimmett, I sort of liked the old filing system...in the file cabinets.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

Bureaucratic castle

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

"I handle chatty people for him."

I'm not sure if I'm holding down a job or the other way around.