Wallpaper Hanger Pillows

'You fellows coming to lunch?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Storm in the out tray

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

InIn by-products.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

In/Out Tray.

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

Wallpapering with Nails

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir