Wallpaper Enthusiast Pillows

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I know your sad it's being pulled down son."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Brickie's Mate

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Wallpapering with Nails

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Here's the weak point."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

International House of Paperwork

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'