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'You fellows coming to lunch?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Storm in the out tray

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

InIn by-products.

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

In/Out Tray.

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

Wallpapering with Nails

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."