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Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Texturing the Walls

Wallpapering with Nails

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Sometimes the walls move...'

Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Bricklayer

Brick Red Paint...

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Miss Jones, get me another eyebrow.

Wallpaper Music

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Wallpaper over a door.

Painters

Decorative Evidence

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Cavemen decorating their home.

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

'Maybe it would have been cheaper to just glue money to the wall.'