Wallpaper Wonderer Gifts

Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Texturing the Walls

Wallpapering with Nails

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

'Sometimes the walls move...'

Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Bricklayer

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Miss Jones, get me another eyebrow.

Wallpaper Music

Brick Red Paint...

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

Decorative Evidence

Wallpaper over a door.

Cavemen decorating their home.

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Painters

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

'Maybe it would have been cheaper to just glue money to the wall.'