Wallpaper Whisperer Gifts

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Fixing the Computer.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Are you done yet?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Creative accounting.

Wallpapering with Nails

Creator's Block

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Books of Tablets

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Urban spring.

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

"I suffer for my art..."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

Wallpaper Music

Non Drip Paint

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Graffiti like

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Wallpaper over a door.

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

No Graffiti Allowed.