Wall Color Whisperer Gifts

"Now, in here, with our buff walls and aubergine chintz, our statement has dropped to a purr."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Fixing the Computer.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'Are you done yet?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Creator's Block

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

The Complete Cycle.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"I suffer for my art..."

Urban spring.

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Graffiti like

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Non Drip Paint

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

No Graffiti Allowed.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"Nine o’clock, water cooler, Claire and Sally – let’s do this!"

"My dream is for this work to be crated and stored, somewhere in Singapore... forever."

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye