Wall Color Whisperer T-Shirts

"Now, in here, with our buff walls and aubergine chintz, our statement has dropped to a purr."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Fixing the Computer.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'Are you done yet?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Creator's Block

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

The Complete Cycle.

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Urban spring.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

"I suffer for my art..."

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Graffiti like

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Non Drip Paint

"My dream is for this work to be crated and stored, somewhere in Singapore... forever."

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

No Graffiti Allowed.

"Nine o’clock, water cooler, Claire and Sally – let’s do this!"

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.