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Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"I'm not sure! But I'm really craving shortbread!"

"I'm a friend of the gallery - in fact some of my best friends are buildings."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Compression

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"Love your feng shui!"

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

"Like Facebook, I have also changed our company name so that it will be more clear and transparent to our customers who we are and what we do."

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

Urban spring.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

'Are you hiding something from me?'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

"For gosh sakes, Mike! Will you please quit interrupting me while I eavesdrop on Mary's gossipy remarks to Bill during Jean's important presentation?"

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