Floor Whisperer T-Shirts

Cornered

"Just be yourself."

Police Feline Unit

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Hush puppy.

Children's Feast.

Cat Towels

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Cats and gardens.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat Reunion