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Cornered

"Just be yourself."

Police Feline Unit

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Hush puppy.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

Cat Reunion

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."