House Whisperer T-Shirts

"Ooh, I just love the faux water damage."

For sale: guess what's wrong with it and get $15,000 off.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Police Feline Unit

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

Hush puppy.

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cats and gardens.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.