House Whisperer T-Shirts

"Ooh, I just love the faux water damage."

For sale: guess what's wrong with it and get $15,000 off.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Police Feline Unit

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Biofelineism

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cat Towels

Hush puppy.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Children's Feast.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cats and gardens.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Litter Tray Training

Cat Reunion

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."