Property Whisperers T-Shirts

'I can confidently say...it will sell for squillions!' (Premature Evaluation).

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Hush puppy.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

Opening the door to new customers

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Projectile hairballing."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

Will eat your homework for $.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Reading

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'