House Whisperers T-Shirts

House hunters shown house inside crystal ball by 'Agent'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Police Feline Unit

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Children's Feast.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Hush puppy.

Cat Towels

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cat Reunion

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Raised by Dogs

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cats and gardens.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."