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Librarian/Book Whisperer

"You called me Ishmael!"

'No Purring' sign in cat library.

Working in a library is not just about books...

"Hmmm?!"

Grand Opening

Reading

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Concert Pianist.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Children's education

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Mother's Love

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Now all we need is a good script."

Wino Appreciation Group

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

Having It All

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Duplass Brothers

Organ Player

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."