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'Marvin Quinn - Attorney at Law - Jury Whisperer.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"Love your feng shui!"

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'Are you hiding something from me?'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'I know you did your level best, Henderson -- the trouble is, your level best is lopsided!'

'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'

'We give bonuses only to people who won't tell that they got one.'

"I love the way you hide profits where only I can see them."

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'Plan A and B involve you taking the fall for me.'

'Wow! Hariis never really let's a potential client go, does he?'

"Yeah. The new office is good. Not the most private though."

It's not forever......

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

Have a Box - the red contains a whistle which you can blow before the securities and exchange commission. The blue one has a bonus, which you can take home and spend.

'I can confidently say...it will sell for squillions!' (Premature Evaluation).

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".