Wallpaper Whisperer Prints

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Fixing the Computer.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Are you done yet?'

Creative accounting.

Wallpapering with Nails

Creator's Block

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Books of Tablets

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Urban spring.

"I suffer for my art..."

Wallpaper Music

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Graffiti like

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

Non Drip Paint

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

Wallpaper over a door.

Cavemen decorating their home.