Wallpaper Warrior Gifts

Wallpapering with Nails

'Most of our arguments have had something to do with wallpaper patterns.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

Time for More Paperwork

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."