Whiteboard Warrior Gifts

"Well Henderson, the first thing we'll address today is your obvious time management issues..."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Can do...No can do

Overworked in the office

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Late/Too Late.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."