Wallpaper Connoisseur Gifts

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Vincent Van Goat.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Brickie's Mate

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Wallpapering with Nails

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"Here's the weak point."

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'