Wallpaper Connoisseur Prints

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Brickie's Mate

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Vincent Van Goat.

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Wallpapering with Nails

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Here's the weak point."

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

International House of Paperwork