Wallpaper Aficionado Prints

'Sometimes the walls move...'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Wallpapering with Nails

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

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"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

International House of Paperwork

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Cow InOut Trays.

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."