Wallpaper Installer T-Shirts

Sorry, You Didn't Win This Time

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

The Buck Never Stops.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Have a good weekend!"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray