Paper Fetcher Philosopher Gifts

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'That was fun!'

reincarnated worm...

Quality Control

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

In, Out, Complain.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

See District Directors

Fisherman get a good catch.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

"I'd like to put the past behind me, but the IRS won't let me."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Einstein's in and out trays: InOutRelative.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."