"Should I throw this old draft away, or will my future archivists find it an invaluable source of insight into my psyche?"
Pen-and-paper Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for your pen-and-paper philosopher? Discover a range of thoughtful, witty, and inspiring gifts designed to match their love for ideas, reflection, and creativity. From amusing mugs to clever prints, find the perfect way to honor their reflective spirit and creative pursuits.
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.
In/Out/These Things Happen.
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
Smart Ass - Wise Ass
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
Humans...What is their purpose?
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Ban on Free Speech
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
Historical memory is on life support.
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
Voltaire
Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
Jean-Paul Sartre
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
Quality Control
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
"So, what did you do at charter school today?"
What's normal?
"It's such a lovely day!"
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
Pen-and-paper Philosopher Gifts Collection
Pen-and-paper Philosopher Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for pen-and-paper philosophers, packed with clever quotes and creative designs to brighten their mornings.
Pen-and-paper Philosopher Pillows
Find pillows that mirror their contemplative mind with quotes and creative patterns, bringing inspiration to any space.
Pen-and-paper Philosopher Prints
Decorate their environment with prints that combine humour and philosophy, ideal for inspiring moments of reflection.
Pen-and-paper Philosopher T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase your love for thoughtfulness and wit. Great for pen-and-paper philosophers who like to wear their ideas proudly.