Pencil Philosopher Gifts

'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'

"Miss- my pencil's unleaded!"

'Cartoonist thinking'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Accountant Manqué

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Cow cartooning block.

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

The Cartoonists

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Samurai - Accountant.

Henri Matisse

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

Self-Portrait

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

Yellow Pencil

Writing

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'With me it's been one mistake after another. Just look at my eraser!'

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

God creates a square world.