Paper Fetcher Philosopher Mugs

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'That was fun!'

Quality Control

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

In, Out, Complain.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Cat and INOUT boxes.

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

See District Directors

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

"I'd like to put the past behind me, but the IRS won't let me."

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."