Fetch Philosopher Mugs

'I'm sorry, but don't you think fetch is a little overrated?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Super Dog'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

A man and his dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Frizzbee statue.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."