Newspaper Collection Gifts

"Say, here's something interesting, your old boyfriend is in the paper. . . in the obituaries!"

'That was fun!'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

The Working Woman's Magazine

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Reading the sports pages.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"I've seen a tulip before."

Waiting Room Quarterly

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Prayboy

Alien Beauty Magazine

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Paper Boy

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."