Collecting Newspapers Gifts

Breakfast Printing Press

'Sir, I can offer you a daily supply at half price!' 'But these are last weeks!'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'

Cheaper top paper.

'Newspaper seller inherits miraculous powers'

Newspaper trap.

'Get the paper, Tug.' 'Good dog, Tug.'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

The responsible Sun Ethics Girl

"I'm not looking for a toy paperboy."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"Newspapers seem to be making a comeback."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."