Vintage Newspaper Collector Gifts

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Cold Water Poured on Henry Watterson's Call for Peaceful March on Washington

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

The Working Woman's Magazine

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Waiting Room Quarterly

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Prayboy

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Alien Beauty Magazine

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'