Newspaper Collector Gifts

John Wilkes Esq.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

NY Tribune Joins NY Herald on Hobby Horse of Anti-Grant Editorials

Punch's Campaign against the Morning Post

Michael Jackson.

World to End in 2012 - Some Hope.

'I've deducted for all the papers that landed on the roof.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Clown on bike.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Please Drove Carefully.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."