Collecting Newspapers Pillows

Breakfast Printing Press

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

'Sir, I can offer you a daily supply at half price!' 'But these are last weeks!'

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

News and Magazines. Politics News. Presidential candidates are launching their campaigns earlier than ever. They must think the early bird gets the term!

'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'

Cheaper top paper.

'Newspaper seller inherits miraculous powers'

Newspaper trap.

'Get the paper, Tug.' 'Good dog, Tug.'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

The responsible Sun Ethics Girl

"I'm not looking for a toy paperboy."

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"Newspapers seem to be making a comeback."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Director/Action Man toy.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Packaging Russian Dolls

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.